"Open books, not your legs"
I like to open books AND my legs.
March 2012
What if ee cummings just didn't know how to work his typewriter?
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- Caesar: Katniss Everdeen, girl on fire!
- Peeta: I was on fire too.
- Caesar: No.
- Snow: Here's your crown, Katniss.
- Peeta: I won the games too.
- Snow: No.
mom: CLEAN YOUR ROOM, MISSY.
me: MANNERS.
mom: Don’t talk to me like-
me: MANNERS.
mom: ~sets glass of water on table~ Watch your-
me: THAT
mom: what
me: IS
mom: are you
me: MAHOGANY
The Hilarious Blog: How roll call will go in the future: →
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Teacher:Welcome to class students! Please say “here” when I call your name
Teacher:Albus
Albus:Here!
Teacher:Doctor
Doctor:Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can’t talk at the moment, time’s gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
Teacher:Uhm… okay? Hermione
Hermione:Yes, I’m here! And when’s our first test? I’ve been studying all summer and-
Red-headed boy in class:Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher:And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
Primrose:Here
Random girl in the back of the class:I VOLUNTEER!!
Teacher:And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
Blonde boy:Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
Brunette boy:Oh you’d better keep your hands off her! She’s my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher:Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
Teacher:Kurt
Kurt:Right here, miss!
Bowtie boy:You’re the most intesresting boy in all Ohio.
Teacher:And there you are Blaine.
Teacher:Rory
Doctor:Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma’am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher:Hm…Sher..lock? Odd name.
Sherlock:Here. Leaving. Dull.
Teacher:Get back in here!
John:Oh, sod it. Sherlock come back.
Sherlock:Not good?
Teacher:Right, you’re John, then.
Jim:Hello, boys.
Teacher:Oh, you’re new.
Jim:Jim Moriarty, hi! Fail me and I’ll burn you.
Teacher:….oh…kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco:I’m LAST?! My father will hear about this!Here. Leaving. Dull.
I can tell the difference between asians by their last name.
- tran/nguyen/trinh/truong = viet
- Li/wang/liu/wong = chinese
- kim/park/baek/yoo = korean
- kobayashi = japanese
- anything that sounds spanish = filipino
- long ass spelled ones like Praphasirirat = thai/lao
i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead. reblog if u agree
I don’t miss the generations when a guy had to ask permission to have a female like she wasn’t an entire person and couldn’t make that choice herself. And I’m glad medicine is so advance that bubonic plagues can’t wipe out two thirds of a population. I believe a girl can still be beautiful in a t-shirt, and if a guy disagrees, then he was never the right guy in the first place.
YOU LITERALLY MISSED THE ENTIRE JOKE IT CAME AT YOU LIKE A HIGH SPEED BULLET TRAIN AND YOU SOMEHOW DODGED IT WOW
‘twas a tank, really, but yeah, your point still stands XD
It's all up to Makorra now, since my Zutara feels were never fulfilled...
just gonna leave this here….
