- there is a guy named jon snow everyone likes
- he may or may not be gay with another dude
- if not, there are two other gay dudes
- there’s a hot blonde chick named dany who likes dragons
- she also ate a heart
- the children are badass
- except one named geoffery who is apparently a little bitch
- and no one likes him
- sex sex sex
- cool clothes
- winter is coming
bahahaha omg I am crying.
I love seeing people’s reactions to GoT that don’t watch the show or haven’t read the books.